Lol.. Here to post about this song that me and clarissa were making up in class ~ HAHA ~ Friggin Funny and kinda bad. LOL


Here goes:

If i were a bi
I'd go around kissing girls
And I'd go for guys that i know
And i know i can never have

Get drunk when in bars
And flirt with the stars
Leaving them with cuts and bruises
From out partying til dawn breaks at night

I'm a hardcore lesbian
With an ego to boost
I'd tie girls by my bedside
And let them have the time of their life
Whenever they choose

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But you're just a bitch
And you don't have a clue
With a body like that babe
How do you think you're gonna pull through

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I layer my face
With tons of creme matte
I brush my lashes with Loreal
And suck up to the people i hate

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If i were the boy
Who gets attached to you
I'd have sealed my own damn fate
Ever since i said " I love you"

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I'd flaunt all my cash
(You'd don't wanna do that)
And act like i'm cool
(Oh, you think you do)
I blackmail people for my use
Then dump them whenever i choose
(Girl, you know that's wrong)

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But i'm not a bi



-End-



P.S: Bi means bisexual for those who don't know

OMG.. then me and clarissa were like laughing like crazy in class cause it was a really random song that we thought up.. LOL

Hm.. Maybe should write if i were gay. LOL